sunshine-tattoo: brunhiddensmusings: skrytch: 2fngrsin: shadowkat678: dandy-boi-ftm: natalie-cats: The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison. Wait…what? Wiiiiild. He did commit murder

sunshine-tattoo: brunhiddensmusings: skrytch: 2fngrsin: shadowkat678: dandy-boi-ftm: natalie-cats: The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison. Wait…what? Wiiiiild. He did commit murder

sunshine-tattoo: brunhiddensmusings: skrytch: 2fngrsin: shadowkat678: dandy-boi-ftm:

Xiaq: Bro (Talking About A Girl He’s Interested In): She’s Pretty Cool. But Kinda Intimidating. She Hates—Well She Doesn’t Hate Men But She Hates The…Man Thing.me: …Penis? Bro: No. The—The Thing. The Bad Cultural Thing. The Paternal Thing.

Acetaminophen

Apocoloops:larkstonguesinaspicpart1:Here’s Me With A Sword My Jewish Grandfather Stole Off Of A Nazi Happy Thanksgiving My Favorite Part Of Hanukkah Season Is Hearing About How Jewish Grandparents Fucked Over Nazi Soldiers Whenever Possible In So Many

Seelcudoom: Succubused: Italianmasterassassin: Succubused: Succubused: Succubused: Not To Be A Monsterfucker But This Sphinx Is…..Kinda Sexy Ma’am I Will Answer Your Riddles Any Day Of The Week Sphinx Got Him Pretty Sure She Counts As Monstrous

Domodragon:virtualherovranger:virtualherovranger:bought A Hoodie That Amusingly Has The Coordinates For Tokyo On It So When Aliens Abduct Me They’ll Think It’s Like When A Dog Has An Address On Its Collar And Drop Me Off In Tokyo When They’re Done

Jheselbraum: Brazenskies: Cinderella Ii: Dreams Come True (2002) It’s The Affirmation That You Don’t Need To Be Conventionally Attractive To Be Loved, You Just Need To Be Nice

Swanlike-Elegance: Alien: Your Son Is Very Cute.mandalorian: He’s Not My— Alien: How Do You Fit Your Ears Under That Helmet?

Dinluke:pedro Pascal&Amp;Rsquo;S Twitter Likes Are Like 50% People Roasting Him And 50% People Saying He&Amp;Rsquo;S Gay And I Just Think That&Amp;Rsquo;S Very Sexy Of Him.

Chandelyer: Paolo Sebastian F/W 2018-2019 Couture

Zombeesknees: #The Framing Of These Poses Kills Me Every Time #His Hands Are Up Technically In Surrender Or Supplication But They’re In Her Space #And They’re Covered In Blood #And She’s Brandishing A Pen As A Weapon #So His Hands Are In

Stealthboy: Stealthboy: Fun Fact: The Infamous Hell Is Real Sign Is About Halfway Between Where I Go To College And My Moms House, So It’s Become Common Practice To Text Her An Out Of Context “Hell Is Real” Message To Let Her Know I’m Getting

Kelgrid:the Stormtroopers Raised Money To Get Him This

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