Fuck my brain just had a dream with her where she was somehow messaging me (haha she&rsquo;s blocked) and wanted to get together (haha she doesn&rsquo;t give a shit about me) and I had to tell her no in the dream then I went and killed myself so nice

Fuck my brain just had a dream with her where she was somehow messaging me (haha she’s blocked) and wanted to get together (haha she doesn’t give a shit about me) and I had to tell her no in the dream then I went and killed myself so nice

Fuck my brain just had a dream with her where she was somehow messaging me (haha

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