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farewell-montey-glade: when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he

farewell-montey-glade: when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend

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