meladoodle: humorking: “wanna hang out? when are you free?” i’m never free, $50 per hang out i dont care that this person stole my post word for word but why the hell are they gettin 150k notes when mine is at like 40k smh

meladoodle: humorking: “wanna hang out? when are you free?” i’m never free, $50 per hang out i dont care that this person stole my post word for word but why the hell are they gettin 150k notes when mine is at like 40k smh

meladoodle: humorking: “wanna hang out? when are you free?” i’m never free,

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