&ldquo;To help you remain calm in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3&hellip;2&hellip;1&hellip;&rdquo; I&rsquo;m on hold with fedex and they&rsquo;re playing smooth jazz. it&rsquo;s so smooth so smooth I&rsquo;m slipping

“To help you remain calm in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3…2…1…” I’m on hold with fedex and they’re playing smooth jazz. it’s so smooth so smooth I’m slipping