backwardsarah: omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong

backwardsarah: omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong

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Princemetalthunder: Skrill-Cosby: Drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These Are From A Book Called Disorder In The Courts And Are Things People Actually Said In Court, Word For Word, Taken Down And Published By Court Reporters That

Methlaboratories: Can I Get A Hell Yeah If You Don’t Know What You’re Doing With Your Life And You Don’t Get Enough Sleep

Frankslacepanties: I Couldnt Be Famous Cause Id Get In Trouble For Spending Too Much Time With The Fans. Like Oh You Wanna Go Get Dinner? Lets Go. You Wanna Hang Out? Ok Cool. You Wanna Go To The Mall? Awesome Were Going

Meekasa: Do You Just Ever Love A Person So Much But Not In A Sexual/Romantic Way You Just Love Them So Much It’s Not Even A Friendship It’s Like They’re Your Sibling Or A Platonic Soul Mate You Don’t Want To Make Out With Them Or Do Sexual Things

Nettosan: Datademon: Damn-Arrows: Caffensis: Revyas: I Like It When Cats Settle Down And It Looks Like They Don’t Have Any Limbs They’re Slugs …And If You Ever Wondered What They Look Like From Underneath When Doing That: This Is Important

Cricsyxo: Divinedorothy: Egotastical: Divinedorothy: Bisexual People Aren’t More Likely To Cheat In Relationships But We Are More Likely To Cheat At Cards, While Lesbians Are Most Likely To Cheat At Jenga, And Genderqueer People Often Cheat At Mario

Foodtrucker: I Just Want Boys To Give Me Their Sweaters So I Can Smell Like Them And They Can Freeze And Die In The Harsh, Unforgiving Winter And Womenkind Can Emerge In The Spring Victorious

Dirkar: When Ppl Call Me Cute I Blush A Lot And Die,

Unclefather: My Favorite Part Of Sleepovers Is When Its Like 4 Am And Everyone Is Laying Down Trying To Go To Bed And Its Silent And Then Someone Says Something Like “Ass Butter” And We’re So Tired That We Can’t Stop Laughing

Nemusou: Stabilizedinsanity: I-Am-Mishafuckingcollins: 23Devil: Emeraldembers: Gondor-Calls-For-Aid: 4-1-3: People Who Are Younger Than You But Taller People Who Are Younger Than You But Better Than You At Something People Who Are Younger Than

Spookbot: I Just Found Out My (Female) Cousin Has A Girlfriend I Wish I Could Message Her Like But If You’re The Gay Cousin And I’m The Gay Cousin Then Who’s Driving The Car???

Yoursmileisuberadorable: Memicaela: Paramore Concert Oh My God You Couldn’t Have Picked Worse Poctures Of Me. But Omg Ily Micaela!!!

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