nettosan: datademon: damn-arrows: caffensis: revyas: I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs they’re slugs …and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that: This is important

nettosan: datademon: damn-arrows: caffensis: revyas: I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs they’re slugs …and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that: This is important

nettosan: datademon: damn-arrows: caffensis: revyas: I like it when cats settle

Cricsyxo: Divinedorothy: Egotastical: Divinedorothy: Bisexual People Aren’t More Likely To Cheat In Relationships But We Are More Likely To Cheat At Cards, While Lesbians Are Most Likely To Cheat At Jenga, And Genderqueer People Often Cheat At Mario

Foodtrucker: I Just Want Boys To Give Me Their Sweaters So I Can Smell Like Them And They Can Freeze And Die In The Harsh, Unforgiving Winter And Womenkind Can Emerge In The Spring Victorious

Dirkar: When Ppl Call Me Cute I Blush A Lot And Die,

Unclefather: My Favorite Part Of Sleepovers Is When Its Like 4 Am And Everyone Is Laying Down Trying To Go To Bed And Its Silent And Then Someone Says Something Like “Ass Butter” And We’re So Tired That We Can’t Stop Laughing

Nemusou: Stabilizedinsanity: I-Am-Mishafuckingcollins: 23Devil: Emeraldembers: Gondor-Calls-For-Aid: 4-1-3: People Who Are Younger Than You But Taller People Who Are Younger Than You But Better Than You At Something People Who Are Younger Than

Spookbot: I Just Found Out My (Female) Cousin Has A Girlfriend I Wish I Could Message Her Like But If You’re The Gay Cousin And I’m The Gay Cousin Then Who’s Driving The Car???

Yoursmileisuberadorable: Memicaela: Paramore Concert Oh My God You Couldn’t Have Picked Worse Poctures Of Me. But Omg Ily Micaela!!!

Amythegeek: Amsterdamnedd: Basedgosh: If My Kids End Up Being Better Looking Than Me Theyre Grounded Guys The Disney Fandom Just Took Over A Text Post *Slow Clap*

Possiblyenjoyable: Good Reasons To Insult Your Child: No Don’t Fucking Do That Not Even Jokingly Don’t Insult Anyone Especially Not Your Own Fucking Child Do Not Make Your Child Feel Like Shit About Themselves Ok

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Marxvx: When You Like Someone So Much You Actually Listen To The Music They Send You

I’m So Tired Of People Telling Me How Pretty I Am Or How Much Guys Flirt With Me Or Look At Me. First Off, None Of Those Things Are True. But Mainly What Upsets Me About People Saying That Is Even If A Guy Did Look At Me Or Flirt With Me, That’s All

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