amyswife: sherlocksmyth: amyswife: sherlocksmyth: how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”? smh society these days i know.

amyswife: sherlocksmyth: amyswife: sherlocksmyth: how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”? smh society these days i know.

amyswife: sherlocksmyth: amyswife: sherlocksmyth: how come it’s cool for snakes

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Pursuitofhapppinessss: I Deserve To Be Made Out With And Touched Inappropriately Right Now Goddammit

Snorlaxatives: The First Person To Ever Fall Asleep Was Probably Like “Aw Fuck I’m Dying” But Then Woke Up Hours Later And Was Like “Aw Yeah That’s The Shit I Do Like”

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Spookydanger: When An Animal Doesn’t Like Me It Really Impacts My Self Esteem

Mothcub: Nice Things To Call Someone You Are Romantically Involved With: Floppity Bop Strawberry Lace Child Of The Clouds Paws Button Bottom Captain Of The Forest Doctor Cute Trousers Pollen Prince Raspberry

Ehnoshima: More Reasons Im The Worst Being On Earth

Flourry: &Amp;Ldquo;Respect Is Earned&Amp;Rdquo; No, Everyone Should Be Given Respect Until They Prove That They Do Not Deserve It.

Jaclcfrost: Having A Crush On Both A Character And The Person Who Plays That Character Is Just Like Prepare For Trouble And Make It Double

Mentalalchemy: Anomalousdata: Thefrogman: [Video] This Is Extra Entertaining Because I Remembered That Babies Don’t Have Object Permanence: When An Object Is Out Of Their Line Of Sight, They Don’t Quite Realize That It Still Exists. So This Baby

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