feens13: justbreatheletitbe: kewh: reaul: weaklys: thesproutingcolours: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s

feens13: justbreatheletitbe: kewh: reaul: weaklys: thesproutingcolours: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s

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