awkwardvagina: i just questioned my morality and the meaning of life so i think this is my body telling me to switch off and head to bed for the night before the 2am feelings really kick in goodnight my lil cheesecakes!

awkwardvagina: i just questioned my morality and the meaning of life so i think this is my body telling me to switch off and head to bed for the night before the 2am feelings really kick in goodnight my lil cheesecakes!

awkwardvagina: i just questioned my morality and the meaning of life so i think

Robotmango: Gooqueen: Every Year After You Turn 17 You Get Further Away From Being The Age Of The Dancing Queen And That’s My Least Favorite Thing About Growing Up Ah But When You Turn 34 You’re Two Dancing Queens And Thus Having Twice The Time

Iwillmindfuckyou: These Are Incredible

Teencry: I Remember Song Lyrics From My Favorite Songs 5 Years Ago But I Don’t Remember What I Learned In School Yesterday

Cakejam: Adobe-Outdesign: Sociallychallengednerd: What If Lawn Mowers Are So Loud Because They Have To Cover The Screams Of The Grass Being Massacred. Wow What Version Of Windows Do U Have This Is 2014

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Letsboldlygomotherfuckers: Letsboldlygomotherfuckers: I Don’t Get Why Everyone Says Liquid Eyeliner Is Really Hard I Literally Just Put Some On For The First Time Ever And It Was Really Easy And It Was Like Perfectly Even And Winged???????????????/

Narcotic: Parents: I Want The Truth Me: *Tells Truth* Parents: Nope Youre Lying Wrong Answer

Ofcrosseddaggers: Sing-Thebodyelectric: Today A Customer Asked Me For A “Medium Whatever” And Then Got Frustrated With Me When I Asked Him What He Meant This Is It This Is The Post That 100% Accurately Describes Working With The Public

Kiss-Da-Girl: Adele-Dazeems-Cheekbones: Krystal-Cage: Some People Were A Little Confused So I Made This. Good, I Thought I Was The Only One To Think This Thank You I Had To Explain This So Many Times

Good Times Have Never Seemed So Good....

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