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peperomint: nail polish on fingernails: 2 daysnail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

peperomint: nail polish on fingernails: 2 daysnail polish on toenails: 200 years.

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