jordynslefteyebrow: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely

jordynslefteyebrow: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely

jordynslefteyebrow: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside

Indifen:my Brain: Eatme: Okay, What Should We Make?My Brain: No Make!!! Only Eat.

Ivani3Raginsky: I Love People Responding To Their Pets’ Noises With ‘I Know’

Lord-Kitschener: Hustlerose: Pants Cat Finally, A Cat With Some Decency

Magehand: My Friends: **Infodumping About Something I Dont Understand** Me, Wanting To Be Supportive Regardless:

Timsutton: Just Found Out There’s A Fetish Thing Called Fin-Dom Where Rich People Get Off On Sending Vast Amounts Of Money To People Who Verbally Abuse Them And Hey Just Sayin If You’re Into That Hmu, I Got A Paypal And I’m Mean

Monstermonstre: I Love How In Jurassic Park The Woman Has A Phd And Cargo Shorts Is Out There Solving Problems And Digging Her Hands In Dinosaur Poop For Science But They Still Had To Have A Token Sexy Character So, Instead Of The Usual Screaming Blonde

Phalaenopfish: Please Don’t Take Your Pets For Granted. Even If You’re Frustrated That Your Dog Has Been Barking All Day Or Your Bird Has Been Screaming For Attention, Remember You Are All They Have In This World. Give Your Fish That Extra Water

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Electricsed: Cordaloo: Thegestianpoet: Thegestianpoet: I Can’t Believe That Photo Of Hemsworth Hiddleston And Taika Waititi All Taking A Nap Together That’s So Cursed And Blessed At The Same Time I’m The Fact That The Person Taking The Photo

Cloudcuckoolander527: Stoneylizard: Thechosenjuan: Honestly A Good Partner Isn’t Necessarily Someone Who Loves The Exact Same Things You Love But Rather Someone Who Is Willing To Listen To You Ramble On And On About A Particular Subject That You’re

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