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cryforce: thewriterkid: Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom: Stay safe Congratulations That’s what they all say Different strokes for different folks I hope you have the time of your life But you have so

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Bellamyyoung: In Which Grace Gets Increasingly More Proud Of Her Own Jokes. [X]

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Itsthelesbiana: Itsthelesbiana: Mom: At Least Pretend Like You Want Be Here.. Me: This Post Is Still So Funny, Even After Making It.

8Oo: Awesomephilia: These Two Guys Entered The Metro From Different Stations And Don’t Even Know Each Other. (Via) Is That Phineas And Ferb

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