reasonsmysoniscrying: After his first six complaints, my wife banned my 5yo from saying anything negative about her cooking. So he switched to just sobbing openly between bites instead. Always finding a loophole, that one.

reasonsmysoniscrying: After his first six complaints, my wife banned my 5yo from saying anything negative about her cooking. So he switched to just sobbing openly between bites instead. Always finding a loophole, that one.

reasonsmysoniscrying: After his first six complaints, my wife banned my 5yo from

Actionables: Me On My Deathbed: Make Sure They Do My Eyebrows Right Or I Won’t Be Able To Get Into Heaven

Among The Dead

Alwynnbinxx

Pleatedjeans: Via

Avielelloy: This Girl Made My Day

Alwynnbinxx

So I'm Late

Combeferret: Amazing

Rydiahighwind: Today I Saw A Guy Dressed In A Green Santa Suit And All I Could Think Was “It’s Santa’s Brother, Luigi”

Beyoncé

Thecommonchick: And Here We See The Leader Of Our Nation Greeting Barack Obama

Words N Quotes

Full Porn List