keatonstrombergs: i remember being 9 years old and looking forward to high school so much and getting asked to prom and homecoming dance by a cute boy and having a boyfriend hold my books for me in the hallway and what a juicy plot twist reality is

keatonstrombergs: i remember being 9 years old and looking forward to high school so much and getting asked to prom and homecoming dance by a cute boy and having a boyfriend hold my books for me in the hallway and what a juicy plot twist reality is

keatonstrombergs: i remember being 9 years old and looking forward to high school

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