animalstalkinginallcaps: MARY! MARY, COME QUICK! I NEED YOUR HELP! I’M HAVING SOME KIND OF ALLERGIC REACTION! MY FACE IS NUMB, AND I HAVE AN OVERWHELMING URGE TO DANCE TO PAINFULLY MEDIOCRE POP HITS! WHAT WAS IN THOSE MARGARITAS? TEQUILA, TED. YOU’LL
