How to get over your fear of the dark: as soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. no monster wants to see that shit. while doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, &ldquo;this one&rsquo;s for you&rdquo;

How to get over your fear of the dark: as soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. no monster wants to see that shit. while doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this one’s for you”