intheendtheylljudgemeanyways: so i was at the mall today following this black couple with a baby and the baby starts crying and the father said “yo aint nobody wants to hear that shit” and the baby stopped crying instantaneously. it was the most

intheendtheylljudgemeanyways: so i was at the mall today following this black couple with a baby and the baby starts crying and the father said “yo aint nobody wants to hear that shit” and the baby stopped crying instantaneously. it was the most

intheendtheylljudgemeanyways: so i was at the mall today following this black couple

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