nunderthemistletoe: bluewaffleez: itchy nipple at school is worst thing because you can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub your arm on your boob without looking suspicious it’s hard being a girl ok have u ever gotten a boner in class or tried

nunderthemistletoe: bluewaffleez: itchy nipple at school is worst thing because you can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub your arm on your boob without looking suspicious it’s hard being a girl ok have u ever gotten a boner in class or tried

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Sharonosbourne: “Why Are You Taking Your Laptop Into The Bathroom”

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Ceruleanreverie: Smoke A Joint With You? No Thanks Man…. I M Not Into Smoking Skeletal Tissues. Thanks Though Haha

Zooeyclairedeschanel: “You Look Tired” Is The Less Rude Version Of “Wow Did You Even Try Today”

Ratchetmess: I Think Many Can Learn From Such A Great Tape. They Should Put It In The School Curriculum .. Maybe Play It In Career Planning Class

Yolaandi: Before Tumblr I Spent The Same Amount Of Time On The Computer But I Seriously Cannot Recall What I Did

Amerryleetlechristmas: “Being A Mom Is Tough” *Puts Groceries On Counter And Sighs With A Smile* “That’s Why I Sold My Kids”

Mentalalchemy: Goddamn.

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