cokeflow: I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregan going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

cokeflow: I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregan going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

cokeflow: I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if

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Illkim: In The Studio Writing A Hit Text Post

Ohyousillypotato: Slim Shady Isn’t So Much A Person As An Idea. An Idea That Manifests Itself In The Very Core Of Our Being. The Real Slim Shady Can Be Found In All Of Us. We Are All The Real Slim Shady. We Must All Stand Up Together. As One.

Timeturner: Parents Will Be Burying Their Children Over Christmas And You’re Telling Me Guns Are Still Your “Human Right”?

Leonmcgann: Pehtrova: Wait Until December 21St I Bet The Tumblr Staff Has Something Planned Maintenance

Wildcherryapeshitap0Calypse: Be Careful What U Wish For

Grizzzlybearcub: I Know I Give White People A Lot Of Shit But U Guys Are Really Nice. Like When The Light Turns Green And There’s A White Pedestrian That’s Almost Across The Street U Guys Always Do That Jog Thing. I Know It’s Kind Of Insignificant

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Thebaronofthebutts: When Teachers Say “Over The Weekend I Want You To…”

Ugly-Diamonds: ☪A Little Sad But Still Rad☪

Mareeps: I Have Cried During A Math Test Before And Im Not Ashamed

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