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infinityonhemmings: sometimes i worry that 5sos are getting too professional and then i remember that they went to a dog grooming salon in superhero costumes to get a plastic dog named ketchup professionally groomed

infinityonhemmings: sometimes i worry that 5sos are getting too professional and

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