invincible-memories: pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles or walked into the shower door or fell over

invincible-memories: pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles or walked into the shower door or fell over

invincible-memories: pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the

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Jonnovstheinternet: My Girlfriend Thought It Would Be Smart To Let A Stray Cat Inside.

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