nonefor-gretchenweiners: RED ALERT RED ALERT my sister and her boyfriend and making out in the living room and i am stuck in my bedroom while the donuts are in the kitchen but i can’t walk by my sister help help!!!!

nonefor-gretchenweiners: RED ALERT RED ALERT my sister and her boyfriend and making out in the living room and i am stuck in my bedroom while the donuts are in the kitchen but i can’t walk by my sister help help!!!!

nonefor-gretchenweiners: RED ALERT RED ALERT my sister and her boyfriend and making

Foreveralone-Lyguy: I Sent My Dog Outside For Standing On The Dining Room Table. This Was His Response.

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Debilitating: If You Are At A Bookstore Buying A Book And They Have The Original Cover And The Movie Cover And You Buy The Movie Cover I’m Never Going To Stop Judging You

Punkmonksteven

Fuc-Ked-Up: “Ugh I Hate My Life” Said The 15 Year Old Girl As She Tried On Her Size 0 Skinny Jeans And Pulled Her Long Blonde Hair Into A Ponytail And Then Was Driven Home By Her Perfect Boyfriend To Her 4 Story Mansion With A Pool And Tennis Court And

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Conversantaparade: Oh My Fucking God You Guys Today In Art 120, My Intro To Design Class Our Professor Asked Us To ‘Draw A Picture Of A Creature Riding A Bike’ To Get To Know Us And When He Said Creature I Thought He Meant Like, Monster, That Kind

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Splinteryourspine: Splinteryourspine: I Just Watched An Old Couple Get Into Their Car And Set Off The Alarm And Then Try To Turn It Off For Like Ten Minutes Before Giving Up And Driving Away With The Alarm Still Going Off Now That I Think About It

Wvnderbar: The Earth Teasing Other Planets For Having “No Life”

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