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sticksareevil: theprincessofdiamondslives: sir-princess-of-221b: pelledreamo: guys abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy HOLY SHIT BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER

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Wit Beyond Measure Is Man's Greatest Treasure

Spoopykatee: My Mom Just Said “Watch This” Then Ran A Red Light And Said “I Just Don’t Care”

*Picks Up Phone* Ah, Yes Sir, We Got Your Résumé. It’s Just A Bunch Of Photoshopped Pictures Of Snails Playing The Bass Guitar. You Requested A Salary Of 3 Million Dollars An Hour. You’re Hired

Meladoodle: I Said Brb To A Guy On Facebook 4 Years Ago And Just Now He Replied ‘U Back Yet?’

Textpostsandcats: Being A Pizza Delivery Driver Is Great Because Literally No One Is Disappointed To See You

Merbearedie: Whether You Listen To The Dialogue Without Video Or Watch The Video Without Sound It’s All The Same

#Best Line In The World Of Everything

Lrvin: Fatsuit: Knowledgeandlove: Floral-Princex: Amyfacelovesyou: We Interrupt This Dashboard To Announce That Wiggly Pigling. Baby 14,000 Hypocrites In Just A Single Post What I’ve Spotted The Vegan.

Highmackenzie: I Absolutely Love Toronto In The Winter

Wanderinginthetardis: Burqalicious: The Amount Of Secondhand Embarassment I Get From Movies Is Unbelievable Like If Someone Does A Stupid Thing In A Movie I Have To Look Away Bc It Is Is Too Much For Me To Handle

Knxbodi: Rabioheab: [Winnie The Pooh Voice] There’s A Reason That ‘Pooh’ Is ‘Hoop’ Backwards *Turns Around And Slam Dunks Basketball Straight Through The Hoop* [Piglet Voice] Damn My Nigga

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