djkaeru: coelacanthteeth: never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

djkaeru: coelacanthteeth: never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

djkaeru: coelacanthteeth: never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited

Habituallydestructive: *Laughs While Actually Getting Feelings Hurt*

Mukeulele: Highlights Of 2013: It Ended

Yawnchild: Roselastrider: Yawnchild: When I Was Born I Was Given The Choice Between A Big Dick Or A Great Memory Which Did You Choose I Don’t Remember

Clubbedsoda: “You’re Denying It So It Must Be True!” No Im Denying It Because Its False Motherfucker

Loudmouthed: Why Would You Want Weed Socks Where You Gonna Wear Those?? To Church???? To School? To Work? No You’ll Wear Them At Home By Yourself And Take Pics Of Them For The Internet Bc There’s Little Marijuanas On Them

Ezalti: I Would Sit In A Parking Lot With You At 2Am

Jackofficers: Liquor Before Beer Youre In The Clear Beer Before Liquor Youll Be Okay Dont Be A Little Bitch

Beenthereshippedthat: Ok So I Was In A Public Restroom And I Opened A Pad And A Little Girl In The Stall Next To Me Was Like “Why Does She Have A Snack”

Celebertitties: I Watched Your Snapchat Story To Get Rid Of The Notification Not Because I’m Interested In Your Life

Taco-Bell-Rey: When The Teacher Forgets To Collect Homework That You Didn’t Do

Prettymuchdone: “Ok” And “Okay” Sound Different In My Head

Kristacracy: Eat-Sleep-And-Dream-Music: Walkinghalfdead: My Name Might As Well Be “New Years Resolution” Because No One’s Going To Do Me But They Continue To Hope That Maybe One Day They Will Be Able To So Fucking Smooth

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