ironriots: awfulbanter: forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has but it has oh my god thank u for this post i

ironriots: awfulbanter: forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has but it has oh my god thank u for this post i

ironriots: awfulbanter: forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they

Lameprlncess: A Good Artist Knows Where To Draw The Line

Egobus: Makes Post Waits 2 Seconds No Notes Deletes Post Packs Bags Leaves Home Builds New Life In Woods Lives With Shame Forever Lots Of Shame Like 6 Shame

Thesickestjokes: When A Girl Says She Has Experimented With Girls, That Does Not Necessarily Mean She’s Bi.she May Just Be An Evil Scientist.

Spankmehardbarry: Vineing: How Do U Get Ur Grades Up In Like 6 Minutes

Kawaiiasspizza: Christinaposabule: Hey Wanna Hear A Joke Well Too Bad Someone On Tumblr Might Take It Seriously And What The Fuck Do You Mean By That

Swiggityswee: The Worst Thing In The World Is When Someone Offers U Chips And U Reach In The Bag But U Can’t Get A Hold Of A Chip And U Start Sweatin’ And People Are Staring Cuz U Can’t Get Hold Of A Goddamn Chip And Then Children Are Screaming

Slydig: Why Be Rude When You Can Be Nude

Forrome: &Amp;Ldquo;How’s School?&Amp;Rdquo;

I Work At A Movie Theatre So I Usually Sell Drinks And Popcorn. This One Time, A Strange Looking Gentleman Came Up And Asked For A “Warm Tea”, So I Replied With “Sorry We Don’t Have Hot Beverages Here”. He Looked Really Shocked And Said “Nononono

Ignitionremix: I Read This In The Newspaper In The Break Room Her Husband Didn’t Bring Home Beer During New Years So She Stabbed Him With A Ceramic Squirrel I Support This 100%!!!!!!!!!!!

Scampthecorgi: Soakin His Nails… In The Fishpond?

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