dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house and im waiting for my parents reaction ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”the first chicken has been found “amiee we think

dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house and im waiting for my parents reaction ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”the first chicken has been found “amiee we think

dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: i just hid 27 of these little bastards

10Knotes: Mistresswhile: The Best Thing I Ever Bought Was A Banana Costume For My Dog. Hands Down. It Shames Her So I Put It On When We Expect New People To Come To Our House And It Keeps Her From Being Crazy. She Just Stands There.

Death-By-Lulz: Foodfinisher: The Kid Turned Into A Toy Truck Or What

Winstonngraham: Darrenchristcriss: Tigermisu: In This Book I’m Reading It Says “He Plucked A Flower And Stuck It In His Buttonhole” And I Completely Misread It And Now Im Laughing Im Actually 5 Years Old I Misread This Too

Sassypenryn: *Slams Book Closed* *Breathes Quickly* *Screeches* *Breathes Heavily* *Re-Opens Book And Continues To Read*

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Lets Play “How Rude Can I Be Until You Realize I Dont Like You”

Anchored-Secrets: People Who Just Randomly Meet Band Members On The Street How Do You Do It

Mememaster: I Believe In Love At First Episode

Gonewiththeenterprise: Harpaea: Do You Ever Think About How Weird Reading Is Our Eyes Are Able To Scan These Different Symbols And Construct The Scenarios And Concepts They Describe In Our Mind And These Concepts Have The Power To Twist Our Emotions

Superwholockgiraffe: Superwholockgiraffe: My Mom And I Gave My Little Brother One Of These Balloons A Couple Months Ago, And A Few Days Later He Said It Creeped Him Out Because Sometimes It Would Rub Against His Wall Or The Shadow Would Make Him Think

Deathiero: I Wish There Was A Way Of Saying: “I Saw That Like 6 Months Ago On Tumblr.” Without Sounding Like A Pretentious Douche

Whydontihatemarrymyself: Vajoochie: How Do Boys Look Good Without Makeup #You’re Socialized To Accept Faults In Our Skin Thats It. Thats Literally It. Entirely. For Serious Though

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