carrionthird: vinegod: Fantasy phone sex by Internet Shaquille [p1 (shirtless): then I take off your pantiesp2 (with bangs): ah, roll for dexterity.p1: *rolls dice offscreen* critical missp2: you put two pairs of pants on me]

carrionthird: vinegod: Fantasy phone sex by Internet Shaquille [p1 (shirtless): then I take off your pantiesp2 (with bangs): ah, roll for dexterity.p1: *rolls dice offscreen* critical missp2: you put two pairs of pants on me]

carrionthird: vinegod: Fantasy phone sex by Internet Shaquille [p1 (shirtless):

Parksanrec: I’m The Guy From The Lady And The Tramp Who Gives Stray Dogs Pasta And Stands In An Alleyway Playing An Accordion For Them

Ginnxweasley: Harry Potter + “Would You Please Shut The F*Ck Up?” - Bonus:

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