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just-shower-thoughts: Society has become so civilized that we have to simulate manual labor at the gym in order to reap the health benefits that civilizations of past centuries had to do naturally for a living.

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: There’s Probably An Employee Named Jake Who Works At State Farm, Who’s Had It With People’s Jokes.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Men Wake Up Aroused With Erections We Call It Morning Wood, So If Women Wake Up Wet And Aroused Should We Call It “Morning Dew?”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If I Were A Judge, Every Time Someone Finished Speaking In Court I’d Yell “Well I’ll Be The Judge Of That.”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Roast Of Justin Bieber Should’ve Been Called The Biebercue.

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: Our Brain Is Our Most Important Organ. According To Our Brain.

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: Slang Is Slang For “Shortened Language”

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: Saying Yolo To A Buddhist. Is Like Saying There Is No God, To A Christian.

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