the best part of today was forgetting about my awesome tip and then getting undressed and having my 5 dollar tip fall outta my bra and the not so best part was me telling my mother dearest not to look while my nekkid ass was on the way to the bathroom

the best part of today was forgetting about my awesome tip and then getting undressed and having my 5 dollar tip fall outta my bra and the not so best part was me telling my mother dearest not to look while my nekkid ass was on the way to the bathroom

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