califournicated: I’m the kind of girlfriend that would do almost anything for you so you didn’t have to lift a finger. Broke and craving a big mac at 3 am? Call me. Too tired to do your homework? I’ll do it for you. Can’t sleep? I’ll stay up

califournicated: I’m the kind of girlfriend that would do almost anything for you so you didn’t have to lift a finger. Broke and craving a big mac at 3 am? Call me. Too tired to do your homework? I’ll do it for you. Can’t sleep? I’ll stay up

califournicated: I’m the kind of girlfriend that would do almost anything for