Your friend was asking you how things were going. You told her: &ldquo;My landlord was a real jerk. He sent around a notice that that rent had gone up and he needed more for the security deposit. I offered to give him a blow job if he would reconsider,

Your friend was asking you how things were going. You told her: “My landlord was a real jerk. He sent around a notice that that rent had gone up and he needed more for the security deposit. I offered to give him a blow job if he would reconsider,