shingekinokyojinheaven: the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so

shingekinokyojinheaven: the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so

shingekinokyojinheaven: the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving

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Tsarbucks: No I’m Not Gonna Lend You My Pencil Because If I Lend You My Pencil Then You’ll Want My Calculator And Then You’ll Want Austria And Czechoslovakia And Then You’ll End Up Invading Poland And I Will Not Have That Shit

Harroldstyle: People Who Can Only Eat 1 Slice Of Pizza Are Weak And Will Not Survive The Winter

Tbdressfashion: Lovely Red Rose Sleeveless Dress

Brilliances: What If Everything Was Just A Bad Dream And You Wake Up To A Perfect Life

Kawaiiprincessroxy: Do You Ever Stretch And Just Make The Loudest Sexual Noise Ever

Cyberwank: The Prophecy

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Merrycanary: Johnrulestheworld: Hickeys Are Beautiful Because They Are The Only Time A Bruise Results From Love And Affection Rather Than Harm Well Not The *Only* Time, If You’re Someone Who Partakes In Bdsm And Like Bruises

Prestonhymas: &Amp;Ldquo;Ahh, Walter, Get The Bug&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;I Am Trying, Helen”

Jakemalik: My Moms Been Talking To Me For 20 Minutes About Responsible Decisions To Make When I Move Away For School Tomorrow So I Started Building A Wall Of Kraft Dinner In Between Us And She’s Still Talking

Dekutree: Fencehopping: Chameleon Hatching Humans Are Fucking Pathetic Look At This Little Nigga Come Out Of His Egg On His Own No Crying No Helpless “Wah Wah Cut My Umbilical Cord” Bullshit He Come Out And He Already On The Hunt For Reptilian

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