merrycanary: johnrulestheworld: hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm well not the *only* time, if you’re someone who partakes in bdsm and like bruises

merrycanary: johnrulestheworld: hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm well not the *only* time, if you’re someone who partakes in bdsm and like bruises

merrycanary: johnrulestheworld: hickeys are beautiful because they are the only

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Jakemalik: My Moms Been Talking To Me For 20 Minutes About Responsible Decisions To Make When I Move Away For School Tomorrow So I Started Building A Wall Of Kraft Dinner In Between Us And She’s Still Talking

Dekutree: Fencehopping: Chameleon Hatching Humans Are Fucking Pathetic Look At This Little Nigga Come Out Of His Egg On His Own No Crying No Helpless “Wah Wah Cut My Umbilical Cord” Bullshit He Come Out And He Already On The Hunt For Reptilian

Neptunain: Tea Is Leaf Water, Coffee Is Bean Water, Soda Is Sugar Water, People Are Blood Water, Everything Is Just Fucking Water

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Fuckdad: Axedeodorant: The-Arch-Bishop: Her On The Left We See A Douche Bag. They’re Quite Easy To Spot In The Winter Because They’ll Be Wearing Summer Or Sports Clothing. What The Swag Did You Just Fucking Yolo About Me? Wtf? I’ll Have You

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Allhailtheboyking: In English Class Today My Teacher Asked “What Is The Definition Of Poetry” And He Called On Me And I Said “Anything Type Of Writing That Is Not Prose” And He Got Very Angry Because His Lesson Plan Was To Have A Twenty Minute

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Evansbrewster-Deactivated201503: Zurhair Murad Fall/Winter Haute Couture 2011

Pityreblogs: Sweat Is Just Your Body Crying Because It Wants You To Stop Moving

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