I SWEAR I&rsquo;m not asking for too much, Santa. I&rsquo;ve been a good boy. I&rsquo;m good to others, and always eat my vegetables. Miranda Kerr is all I want. Kthxbai.

I SWEAR I’m not asking for too much, Santa. I’ve been a good boy. I’m good to others, and always eat my vegetables. Miranda Kerr is all I want. Kthxbai.

I SWEAR I’m not asking for too much, Santa. I’ve been a good