Another installment of “chastity cages, locks, water &amp; rust”; this time though, it avoids the fallacy that a chastity cage wearer can shower, but is afraid of a pool, and it also gives some kind of rationalization why rust could be a problem:

Another installment of “chastity cages, locks, water & rust”; this time though, it avoids the fallacy that a chastity cage wearer can shower, but is afraid of a pool, and it also gives some kind of rationalization why rust could be a problem:

Another installment of “chastity cages, locks, water & rust”; this time

Some Aspects Of These Captions Are Obviously Unrealistic Because They Violate The Rules Of Physics: There Are No Indestructible Alloys In The Real World, No Escape-Proof Chastity Cages, No Magical Spells. Somewhat Worse Is That They Often Violate The

It Could Have Been Worse: At Least He Didn’t End Up As Part Of A Human Centipede For Not Reading The Contract He Was Agreeing To.

I Came Into This Game For The Action, The Excitement. Go Anywhere, Travel Light, Get In, Get Out, Wherever There’s Trouble, A Woman Alone.

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There Are A Lot Of Bridges In A Lot Of Different Towns With A Tradition That Lovers Attach A Lock And Throw The Key Into The River Beneath, The Hohenzollernbrücke In Köln (Cologne) Just Happens To Be The One Where I’ve First Seen A Railing On A Bridge

Congratulations! You Have Won Three New Captions.

So Far, She’s Just Asking A Question, But The Title Of The Caption Is A Bit Ominous. I’m Not Convinced That This Will End Well.

This Caption Sort Of Violates My Rule That The Voice Of These Captions Is Always One Woman Somehow Domineering A Man, Since In This Case, Two Women Can Be Heard. On The Other Hand, I Guess No One Else Cares About My Self-Imposed Rules.

Marfisa-Thor

I Wonder What Have Happened To His Key; Who Could Have Taken It?

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