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I’ve once stumbled upon a caption that read something like “I’ll keep you locked until 2012″, which sounded probably rather impressive back in 2010, but a bit ridiculous in 2015.One thing that worries me is to use explicit currency values in my

I’ve once stumbled upon a caption that read something like “I’ll keep you locked

I Guess I’m Not Much Of A Foot Fetishist If The First Thing I Notice Is The Necklace.

I Guess I’m Not Much Of A Foot Fetishist If The First Thing I Notice Is The Necklace.

It’s A Real Photo (As Far As I Know), But I Guess The Key Would Have Looked Better If I Had It ‘Shopped In.

It’s A Real Photo (As Far As I Know), But I Guess The Key Would Have Looked Better

This Caption Is Partly Inspired By The Ecchi Manga/Anime “He Is My Master”. Which Has It’s Own Hentai Parody/Pastiche “This Is My Chastity Belt” (”Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai“ And “Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai Plus!”, If You Want To

This Caption Is Partly Inspired By The Ecchi Manga/Anime “He Is My Master”. Which

I Think She Could Sell Me Everything.

I Think She Could Sell Me Everything.

This Is One Of Those Images I Copied To My “Potential Captions” Folder, Where It Sat For Ages: It’s A Great Image Of A Beautiful Woman, But No Caption I Could Think Of Was Doing It Justice. I’m Still Not Sure If I Nailed It.

This Is One Of Those Images I Copied To My “Potential Captions” Folder, Where

Size Doesn’t Matter, Unless You’re Into Small Cock Humiliation.or Large Cock Humiliation.

Size Doesn’t Matter, Unless You’re Into Small Cock Humiliation.or Large Cock

You’re Such A Lucky Guy That You Have Such A Polite Girlfriend.

You’re Such A Lucky Guy That You Have Such A Polite Girlfriend.

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Conversations Are So Much Easier When You’re Told Your Part.

Conversations Are So Much Easier When You’re Told Your Part.

Additional Contrived Sci-Fi Plot Twist: She Falls In Love With You, But Then She Has To Destroy The Key To Save The Universe.

Additional Contrived Sci-Fi Plot Twist: She Falls In Love With You, But Then She

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

Unfortunately, Due To The Omnipresence Of ‘Shopped Images, She Doesn’t Look Like The Fairy From Photoshopwonderland That She Is, But More Like An Ordinary Girl Next Door.

Unfortunately, Due To The Omnipresence Of ‘Shopped Images, She Doesn’t Look Like

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