This is one of those images I copied to my “potential captions” folder, where it sat for ages: it’s a great image of a beautiful woman, but no caption I could think of was doing it justice. I’m still not sure if I nailed it.

This is one of those images I copied to my “potential captions” folder, where it sat for ages: it’s a great image of a beautiful woman, but no caption I could think of was doing it justice. I’m still not sure if I nailed it.

This is one of those images I copied to my “potential captions” folder, where

Size Doesn’t Matter, Unless You’re Into Small Cock Humiliation.or Large Cock Humiliation.

You’re Such A Lucky Guy That You Have Such A Polite Girlfriend.

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Conversations Are So Much Easier When You’re Told Your Part.

Additional Contrived Sci-Fi Plot Twist: She Falls In Love With You, But Then She Has To Destroy The Key To Save The Universe.

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Unfortunately, Due To The Omnipresence Of ‘Shopped Images, She Doesn’t Look Like The Fairy From Photoshopwonderland That She Is, But More Like An Ordinary Girl Next Door.

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I Doubt That The Chastity Device In The Last Image Would Be Much More Inescapable If It Were Secured With A Heavy Brass Lock.

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A Ratio Of Merely 100 To 1? You Lucky Bastard!

I Once Fell In Love With A Girl After I Heard Her Drunk Ramblings. Or Maybe Because She Was Cute, So Everything She Did (Including Orating Drunk Ramblings) Appeared Cute.

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