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Since “quit” is a perfectly valid English adjective, neither my spell checker nor my grammar checker gave me any warnings when I called this caption “A Quit Weekend”, but of course I meant “A Quiet Weekend”. Fortunately, I noted this embarrassing

Since “quit” is a perfectly valid English adjective, neither my spell checker

Since “quit” is a perfectly valid English adjective, neither my spell checker

A Lesser Known Scene From “Alice In Wonderland”.

A Lesser Known Scene From “Alice In Wonderland”.

With Whom Is She Talking? Her Best Friend, Her Mother, Her Sister, Your Ex-Wife, Her Lover, A Federal Chastity Advisor?

With Whom Is She Talking? Her Best Friend, Her Mother, Her Sister, Your Ex-Wife,

The Realistic Outcome: She Ties The Knot The Same Day You Get Institutionalized, Since She Achieved Her Goal To Drive You Crazy. The Romantic Outcome: She Falls In Love With You And Stays A Bachelorette For The Rest Of Her Life.

The Realistic Outcome: She Ties The Knot The Same Day You Get Institutionalized,

Instead Of Flirting, Unbuttoning Your Shirt Might Also Work.

Instead Of Flirting, Unbuttoning Your Shirt Might Also Work.

How About We Wait With The Unlocking Until We Move Out?

How About We Wait With The Unlocking Until We Move Out?

Just To Clarify: Trees Are Reproducing Sexually. Otherwise, They Would Have No Occasion To Bloom. And Some Of Them Are Even Dioecious (That Is, There Are Separate Female And Male Trees). So Trees Do Have Sex.on The Other Hand: Do You Really Want To Correc

Just To Clarify: Trees Are Reproducing Sexually. Otherwise, They Would Have No Occasion

In This Alternative Reality, Men Are At Least Allowed To Drive, So It Could Be Worse.

In This Alternative Reality, Men Are At Least Allowed To Drive, So It Could Be Worse.

One Of My Few Captions That Isn’t About A Woman Locking Men Into Chastity Cages. Instead, It’s A Bout A Nice, Innocent Girl Returning Home From A Completely Uneventful, Almost Boring Trip.

One Of My Few Captions That Isn’t About A Woman Locking Men Into Chastity Cages.

I Bet He Deliberately Misplaced The Key Himself.

I Bet He Deliberately Misplaced The Key Himself.

At Least She’s Thinking About It.

At Least She’s Thinking About It.

Given This Scenario, How Would You React?

Given This Scenario, How Would You React?

If You Try To Break Your Belt, I Will Punish You By Confiscating Your Gun.

If You Try To Break Your Belt, I Will Punish You By Confiscating Your Gun.

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