These new soccer uniforms are the greatest thing to come to sports since the Bimbolympics. Lightweight, stylish, cheap&hellip; Plus they&rsquo;ve got so many fans waiting to use them before and after the game, so paint-on jerseys make a lot of sense

These new soccer uniforms are the greatest thing to come to sports since the Bimbolympics. Lightweight, stylish, cheap… Plus they’ve got so many fans waiting to use them before and after the game, so paint-on jerseys make a lot of sense

These new soccer uniforms are the greatest thing to come to sports since the Bimbolympics.

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