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“You guys sure you don’t want a turn?”My brother shook his head. “Nah, man, I’m tryin’ta watch here.”“Dad? I could move the coffee table if you want, let you do her doggie so you can still see the–”“Then how would we reach the snacks,

“You guys sure you don’t want a turn?”My brother shook his head. “Nah, man,

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