Oh boy, last Monday something CRAZY WEIRD happened in Beach City. The sky turned blood red! Winds kicked up so high that my dad&rsquo;s car flipped over! And a GIANT EYEBALL THINGY was in the sky! My little brother blamed global warming for the

Oh boy, last Monday something CRAZY WEIRD happened in Beach City. The sky turned blood red! Winds kicked up so high that my dad’s car flipped over! And a GIANT EYEBALL THINGY was in the sky! My little brother blamed global warming for the

Oh boy, last Monday something CRAZY WEIRD happened in Beach City. The sky turned

Welcome To Keep Beach City Weird! Where I Document All That Is Weird In Beach City. Unfortunately, The Ol&Amp;Rsquo; Bc Has Been Pretty Quiet This Week&Amp;Hellip; Oh, Except For The Fact That I Talked To A Fish! There&Amp;Rsquo;S This Fish Aquarium Store On

The Other Day My Little Bro, Peedee, Was Being All Serious About Life And Our Jobs At The Fry Shop. I Think He&Amp;Rsquo;S Tired Of Wearing That Fry Costume. Pretty Sure He Wants To Work The Deep Fryer Like Me. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Like, Bro, If You Want This Job

Steven&Amp;Rsquo;S Fingers!!!! What!!

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Sorry For The Lapse Of Entries, But I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Hard At Work Investigating The Latest Amusement Park Disaster To Strike Beach City&Amp;Rsquo;S Funland. For Those Of You Out Of Towners, A Couple Weeks Ago A Ride Malfunctioned And Turned Beach City Into

Just Snapping A Quick Selfie Before My Match Tonight At Beach City Underground! Since I Pinned Tommy Ten Fingers Last Week, The Loch Ness Bloggster Finally Getting His Big Main Event Push Against One Of The Company&Amp;Rsquo;S Top Heels! Don&Amp;Rsquo;T

I Take It Back, Wrestling Is Very Real. Purple Puma Totally Buried Me Tonight! I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Get To Use My Signature Move, The Head Loch! Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Face It, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just Going To Be A Mid-Card Jobber For The Rest Of My Life. At Least

I Was Fooled Yesterday. Fooled Into Thinking Steven Had An Invisible Pet Lion. So Stupid. I Like To Think Of Myself As A Skeptical Free-Thinker, So I&Amp;Rsquo;M Surprised I Believed Such A Silly Idea. In Other News, Steven Might Be Pregnant! Haven&Amp;Rsquo

Someone Broke Teens Of Rage!!! Ask;Ldfjas! Teens Of Rage Was My Favorite Game! I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just So Full Of Some Kind Of Emotion. Anger! No Anger Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Right Word. But Something Like Anger! Funland Had The Only Teens Of Rage Cabinet In

This Week, I Thought I&Amp;Rsquo;D Investigate The Classic Legend Of The Beach City Carnie Graveyard! Back In The 30S, The County Passed A Law Banning &Amp;Ldquo;Circus Folk&Amp;Rdquo; From Being Buried Amongst &Amp;Ldquo;Regular Folk&Amp;Rdquo;. So The Circus Folk

Yesterday, A Bunch Of Weird Crystalline Flowers Showered Beach City At Sunset. Who Knows Where This Mysterious Flora Came From. Perhaps It Was A Seasonal Gift From Nature. Or Perhaps It Was To Signal The Invasion Of Bee People From Outer Space!!!

A Lot Of Weird Weather Has Been Happening In Beach City Lately. First, A Crystal Flower Shower, And Now It&Amp;Rsquo;S Raining Guys! You Know, G.u.y.s.? Guys Under Your Supervision! They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Toys. My Guess Is It&Amp;Rsquo;S Some Viral Marketing

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