Just snapping a quick selfie before my match tonight at Beach City Underground! Since I pinned Tommy Ten Fingers last week, the Loch Ness Bloggster finally getting his big main event push against one of the company&rsquo;s top heels! Don&rsquo;t

Just snapping a quick selfie before my match tonight at Beach City Underground! Since I pinned Tommy Ten Fingers last week, the Loch Ness Bloggster finally getting his big main event push against one of the company’s top heels! Don’t

Just snapping a quick selfie before my match tonight at Beach City Underground!

I Take It Back, Wrestling Is Very Real. Purple Puma Totally Buried Me Tonight! I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Get To Use My Signature Move, The Head Loch! Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Face It, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just Going To Be A Mid-Card Jobber For The Rest Of My Life. At Least

I Was Fooled Yesterday. Fooled Into Thinking Steven Had An Invisible Pet Lion. So Stupid. I Like To Think Of Myself As A Skeptical Free-Thinker, So I&Amp;Rsquo;M Surprised I Believed Such A Silly Idea. In Other News, Steven Might Be Pregnant! Haven&Amp;Rsquo

Someone Broke Teens Of Rage!!! Ask;Ldfjas! Teens Of Rage Was My Favorite Game! I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just So Full Of Some Kind Of Emotion. Anger! No Anger Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Right Word. But Something Like Anger! Funland Had The Only Teens Of Rage Cabinet In

This Week, I Thought I&Amp;Rsquo;D Investigate The Classic Legend Of The Beach City Carnie Graveyard! Back In The 30S, The County Passed A Law Banning &Amp;Ldquo;Circus Folk&Amp;Rdquo; From Being Buried Amongst &Amp;Ldquo;Regular Folk&Amp;Rdquo;. So The Circus Folk

Yesterday, A Bunch Of Weird Crystalline Flowers Showered Beach City At Sunset. Who Knows Where This Mysterious Flora Came From. Perhaps It Was A Seasonal Gift From Nature. Or Perhaps It Was To Signal The Invasion Of Bee People From Outer Space!!!

A Lot Of Weird Weather Has Been Happening In Beach City Lately. First, A Crystal Flower Shower, And Now It&Amp;Rsquo;S Raining Guys! You Know, G.u.y.s.? Guys Under Your Supervision! They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Toys. My Guess Is It&Amp;Rsquo;S Some Viral Marketing

I Saw Dogcopter 3 In 3D Tonight And All I Have To Say Is Woof! First Of All, It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Huge Mistake To Turn The Last Dogcopter Book Into Three Movies. Yes, The Last Book Is Over 900 Pages, But There&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Enough Story! And The 3D Was Complete

The Pizza Shop Where I Steal Wi-Fi Was Attacked From The Sky! And On The Very Afternoon I Was Going To Upload My Exposé On Drones… Pterodactyl Drones! Coincidence? I Think Never! It&Amp;Rsquo;S Too Bad I Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Upload The 2Tb Pdf - It&Amp;Rsquo;S

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Heard Rumors Of An Ancient Mystery At The Beach City Mini-Golf And Shrimp Buffet. Legend Is The Giant Plastic Dinosaur At The 6Th Hole Is An Actual Dinosaur. Supposedly The Original Owner Secretly Kept It As A Pet, And After It Died, He

Keep Beach City Weird Is Back! I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Off The Grid For The Summer. Not Because Government Was On My Tail, But Because I… Dropped My Phone In The Toilet. And Then I Was Googling &Amp;Ldquo;How To Remove A Phone From A Toilet In A Way That

Update From My Phone. Ugh! Moments After My Photo Shoot, Some Crazy Thing Came Out Of The Ocean And Shook The Earth! I Dropped My Laptop And It Broke… Again. I Have No Idea What That Thing Was, But I Can Only Assume Fracking Is To Blame. Probably

Beach City Was On Fire Today! The Whole Boardwalk! Some Blame Teenage Hijinks, But I Know The Real Culprit: The Ghost Of William Buford Buchanan, Beach City’s Most Notorious Arsonist! He Set A Record 335 Fires In The Summer Of 1862. Back Then,

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