While combing the beach for the unexplained, and buried pirate treasure, I found some very mysterious chips. They&rsquo;re of the potato persuasion, ruffled and coated with some sort of green &ldquo;flavor-substance&rdquo;. I suspected it to be a

While combing the beach for the unexplained, and buried pirate treasure, I found some very mysterious chips. They’re of the potato persuasion, ruffled and coated with some sort of green “flavor-substance”. I suspected it to be a

While combing the beach for the unexplained, and buried pirate treasure, I found

What The Heck Is This?! Someone Put Up A Fence Around The Beach City Lighthouse! And The Only Reason For Anyone To Put Up A Fence Is If They’ve Got Something To Hide!!! Or If They Have A Dog. Or A Pool. Or If The Homeowners Association In

Crystal-Gems: Keepbeachcityweird: What The Heck Is This?! Someone Put Up A Fence Around The Beach City Lighthouse! And The Only Reason For Anyone To Put Up A Fence Is If They’ve Got Something To Hide!!! Or If They Have A Dog. Or A Pool.

So Thanks, Everyone, For Getting The Word Out On Not Reblogging My Post. Unfortunately, By Getting The Word Out On Not Reblogging My Post, Everyone Was Reblogging My Post. I Was Up All Night Trying To Contact Tumblr And Get Them To Take Down All The

Holy Moly The Ocean Is Gone!!!! I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know How It Happened! The Beach Is A Desert! I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Formulate Coherent Theories Right Now. Government Subsidized Desalinization For Illuminati Pool Parties? Ecco The Dolphin Larpers Gone Too

Holy Moly The Ocean Is Back!!!! Steven And His Friends Got The Ocean Back! Not That I Was Personally Worried. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Particularly Enjoy Swimming Or Boating Or The Outdoors In General, But The Ocean Was The Backbone Of Our Small Town Economy.

I Saw A Ufo!!! An Ultimate Fighting Optometrist? No! An Unidentified Flying Object!!! I Was Out Bat Watching, It Being Dracula Season And All, When I Saw Something Shooting Through The Night Sky! The Speed And Trajectory Could Only Mean It Was

Time For Another Ronaldo Rant! Fish Stew Pizza&Amp;Rsquo;S Vip(Izza) Coupons Are Bogus! Kofi Told Me That You Gotta Buy A Whole Pizza If You Want It To Count Towards A Free Pizza - Individual Slices Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Count! That&Amp;Rsquo;S Ridiculous! I

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Going Through My Weird Files - My Collection Of Weird Findings That I Keep In My Weird Filing Cabinet - And I Think It&Amp;Rsquo;S All Starting Coming Together. The Strange Rocks. The Mysterious Holes. The Enigmatic

Check Out What I Found While Skinning A Bag Of Potatoes At The Fry Shop! Does This Studly Spud Remind You Of Anyone? Maybe A Certain Blogger?It’s Me! It Looks Just Like Me! I’m Sure The Boys In The White House Science Lab Would Have You Believe

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Double Nevermind!!! Keep Beach City Weird Is Back!!! I Was Completely Wrong About Sneople, But I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got New Theory That&Amp;Rsquo;S Rock Solid! Because It Has To Do With Rocks! Polymorphic Sentient Rocks!!! They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Here To Hollow Out The

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