Schnauzer*grumpy old man in dog format*great hearing*will scream “GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS” while ripping a mole out of the dirtGolden Retriever*good boy, easily trainable*soft mouth*I HAVE JUST MET YOU AND I LOVE YOU*sheds like fuckGerman Shepherd*

Schnauzer*grumpy old man in dog format*great hearing*will scream “GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS” while ripping a mole out of the dirtGolden Retriever*good boy, easily trainable*soft mouth*I HAVE JUST MET YOU AND I LOVE YOU*sheds like fuckGerman Shepherd*

Schnauzer*grumpy old man in dog format*great hearing*will scream “GET OFF MY LAWN,

About A Month (?) Ago I Had A Manic Fit And When I Was Entering My 100Th Hour Without Sleep, I Wrote An Entire Human Au Fanfic About The Off-Colours.i’m Re-Reading It Now For The First Time. It’s&Amp;Hellip; Oh My God&Amp;Hellip; It’s Unpublishable, But

I Love You, Hon, And I Love The Fact That You Have Faith In Me, But&Amp;Hellip; You Have No Idea How Stupid My Mind Can Get When Presented With An Open Word Document.

Susiebeeca

&Amp;Hellip;. The Human Woman Met My Eye, And Then Her Gaze Flicked Over To Look At My Sister. Then Down At Our Bodies&Amp;Hellip; Body. Her Skin Paled. Her Hand Went To Her Mouth.i Felt Sick.i Knew That Look Too Well. She Was Disgusted By Us.“Mom,” Connie

With Any Luck, That Means My S.a.d. Will Stop Eating My Butt! :D

Heckyeahbispearl: Confessions Part 2: Bismuth Knocked On The Door Of Pearl’s Room, She Ran Her Hand Through Her Rainbow Locs, Making Sure They Were Out Of Her Face. She Had Set The Sword On The Hill Beforehand, All She Had To Do Was Bring Pearl Up There,

I’m Having Really Slow Response Times, But It’s Not Down.

Susiebeeca

Funny Post-Shower Hair ^_^

Steven Universe - Redeemed

Boggoth: Bpdkipland: Bpdkipland: My Favorite Picture Ever Is The One That Says “Hell Is Full, Bitch” And Then It Has The National Suicide Prevention Hotline On It. It Makes Me Smile Every Time This One!!!! I Wonder Who Made These! I Have This

I Don’t Have “Resting Bitch Face”, I Have “Resting Wile E. Coyote When He Realizes He’s Still Holding The Dynamite Face”

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